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Do you have a girlfriend OR a boyfriend? Partner A human with genitalia A Mr or Mrs Right At home Can you pontificate on your nature? What do you want from me woman Get on with it Want to know whether I’m a batter or a thrower? A spitter or a swallower? A tent pitcher or a viagra…

Feb 28

The fiscal year is coming to an end so... It’s ground hog day Rise and shine Mary guides your way Around the curfuffle Created by a vacuum Of domestic…

Feb 21

Trapper The trap door spiders stares Hydrostatic Aware Predatory propensity Searching for an insect for tea It waits patiently Kinetics balanced…

Feb 7

Day Job I’m a pill dispenser A minor ailment trip advisor A supposed healthcare provider With an IQ that sits at about eye level Glaring dimly back at…

Jan 16

STANDARD-HIGHSED The dealer had broken the back Of this fellow Crawling from one perplexing paradigm to the next Never closer To one of many Illustrious…

Jan 2

PILL Touch of blue Vile and thick Penetrates the sanctum Words spoken in a flurry Foaming at the lip Tenderness not withstanding The endless barrage of…

Dec 11, 2022

Ewan’s Writing

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